Shakespearean insult kit

THE OFFICIAL DO-IT YOURSELF SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KITTo construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with' Thou':Column 1. |. Column 2. |. Column 3artless. |. base-court. |. apple-johnbeslubbering. |. beef-witted. |. barnaclebootless. |. beetle-headed. |. bladderchurlish. |. boil-brained. |. boar-pigclouted. |. clay-brained. |. bum-baileycraven. |. common-kissing. |. canker-blossomdankish. |. dizzy-eyed. |. coxcombdroning. |. doghearted. |. codpiecefobbing. |. elf-skinned. |. flap-dragongleeking. |. flap-mouthed. |. foot-lickergoatish. |. fly-bitten. |. fustilarianimpertinent. |. fool-born. |. gudgeonjarring. |. guts-griping. |. harpyloggerheaded. |. half-faced. |. hedge-pigmammering. |. hedge-born. |. hugger-muggermewling. |. idle-headed. |. lewdsterpribbling. |. ill-nurtured. |. maggot-piepuking. |. knotty-pated. |. malt-wormpuny. |. milk-livered. |. mammetqualling. |. motley-minded. |. measlerank. |. onion-eyed. |. minnowreeky. |. plume-plucked. |. miscreantroguish. |. pottle-deep. |. moldwarpruttish. |. pox-marked. |. mumble-newssurly. |. rump-fed. |. puttocktottering. |. shard-borne. |. pumpionunmuzzled. |. sheep-biting. |. ratsbanevenomed. |. swag-bellied. |. skainsmatevillainous. |. tardy-gaited. |. strumpetweedy. |. unchin-snouted. |. whey-faceyeasty. |. weather-bitten. |. WagtailFunny Joke? 1 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).

Shakespearean TranslatorWelcome to the Shakespearean Translator. Have you ever wondered what you would have sounded like back in Olde Elizabethan England? Have you longed to sound like a poet? Well now you can. Simply enter your text, click translate and wait with bated breath. It's that simple. Now if you are feeling particularly bawdy, click on the image of Master Shakespeare and see what happens. "If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended", twas all in good jest.OverviewMy first coding project. I am using an open API and two of their endpoints.This project is vanilla JavaScript, HTML and CSS.FeaturesA collapsible dropdown menu on the navigation bar with directions, information about Shakespeare and sources. An input textarea, for the words being translated and a translate button when clicked returns the translation. There is also an hidden(sort of) easter egg, in that the Shakespeare image is a button that when clicked a modal will pop up and randomly insult you. This is done with Math.floor(Math.random()* array.length) array[index]How to useInsert the text you want translatedClick the translate buttonTranslation will be returnedClick on the Shakespeare imageAnd a random insult will appearClick dismiss and the insult will disappearIf you have typed in very long text,use the forward arrow to scroll through the translation.Demo VideoClick the video link and it will redirect you to the YouTube demo. **Note it will take you away from GitHub.InformationWilliam Shakespeare (baptized 26 April 1564 ~ 23 April 1616) was an English playwright, poet and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's greatest dramatist.Born in Stratford-upon-Avon, and sometimes referred to as "The Bard", his works, include 39 plays, 154 sonnets, three narrative poems. (There are other works that may be his, but the debate rages on.) His works are performed more often than those of any other playwrightand he still reaches audiences today due to his unbelievable understanding of human nature and undeniable wit. ~ Wikipedia and myself combinedBackground Image is an inset from the etching, Long View of London from Bankside, by Wenceslaus Hollar, 1647.The Image of Shakespeare is from The Chandos portrait, held by the National Portrait Gallery, in London. Attributed to John Taylor, it is the most famous of the portraits that are believed to depict William Shakespeare (1564–1616).But nobody knows for sure, if it is indeed him.

DESCRIPTION hamlet classical theater actor playing character SOURCE PERMISSION atiasEnElMundo / Stock / Getty Images Plus No one has harsher burns than William Shakespeare! His ability to land a verbal blow at just the right moment is unmatched by anyone in literary history. Keep reading to learn brand new (and yet classic) ways to insult someone using the Bard’s words.Insulting Someone’s IntelligenceWhen you want to attack a person’s intelligence but “dumb” doesn’t seem strong enough, Shakespeare’s got plenty of options. Here are some descriptive ways to insult someone’s intelligence. Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. (Coriolanus) She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults. (Two Gentlemen of Verona) Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows! (Troilus and Cressida) Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage. (As You Like It) He has not so much brain as ear-wax. (Troilus and Cressida) You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things. (Macbeth)Insulting a Useless PersonShakespeare’s heroes and villains have no use for weaker characters. Read a list of Shakespearean insults for occasions when you want to insult the pointlessness of a person’s existence. Away thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant. (The Taming of the Shrew) Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! (King Lear) Foul spoken coward, that thund’rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform. (Titus Andronicus) You are not worth another word, else